Are you familiar with that sleep phenomenon where you’re being chased by an axe murderer and you wake up in the middle of the nightmare with your heart racing, and when you close your eyes to go back to sleep you slip right back into the same frightening scenario? And then there is its corollary scenario where you’re in a private beach cabana in Tahiti and about to make love with Salma Hayek when the phone rings or the alarm goes off, and then when you try to go back to sleep in hopes of continuing your romantic quest, Salma’s gone – and she isn’t coming back. She may have even been replaced by that axe murderer.

Have you ever experienced this?  You know what I’m talking about, right?  Yeah?

Yeah…well…it sucks.

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